Careers?

So recently I have been looking at internships, which makes me think of future careers.
My dream is to be a Photographer for National Geographic. But that will probably stay a dream.
Since I was in 3rd grade I wanted to be a teacher, but now...not so much. Going to school for like the rest of my life? Torture!
And recently physical therapy looks kinda cool. I've realized how important it is to help you heal. If only I actually went to physical therapy when I was supposed to. But now I must suffer the consequences by having a swollen ankle the rest of my life (That may be a bit of an exaggeration).

But until then, Snuggle Luv it is :DNational Geographic

March Cupcake Concoction

100 cupcakes. 6 down. 94 to go.

#3 The Sour Cream Chocolate Cupcake
The chefs: Rose Evans and Mary Evans

#4 The Vanilla Pudding Poppy Seed Cupcake
The chefs: Alexandra Agle and Mary Evans

#5 The Donut Cupcake
The chefs: Alexandra Agle and Mary Evans
Who knew cupcakes could be made with mashed potatoes?
#6 The Red Velvet Cupcake
The chefs: Rose Evans and Mary Evans

A hydra is not a flower.

Recent Happenings? Yesterday I saw Beauty and the Beast with some of my dear friends. Here's what I learned:
1. Do not bring a live rat on stage. It may need to relieve itself.
2. A hydra is not a flower.
3. When someone says "Whats crackin?", you say "My knuckles". They say "What's new?", you say "My knuckles cause I just cracked them."
4. The rind of a block of cheese is not edible.

I need a Vacation. NOW!

I am about to shoot myself! (Ok so I'm not actually going to, of course) But grrr. I need a vacation. Doesn't everyone? Fourth term is stressful! Yes school is close to an end, but we still have finals, etc. For Spring Break I'm going to good ol' St. George with the rest of Timpview. It's better than nothing though. So until then...I apologize in advance for my nasty mood. I'm not one to always complain cause that is so selfish and annoying (no offense) but I apologize if I begin to.
SO peace out, for now.
I have to go do homework.
Dream come true.

Memories through pictures

Here's a little synopsis of my childhood through pictures.

On June 16 Mary was born.
Mary was a dang big baby
and she had chubby cheeks.
Example 1.

Example 2.Example 3.

Some people think I still look like this...
Especially the eating part.

Mary had two brothers that caused
her quite a bit of grief. You see,
Mary always pouted and cried
around them. And then Mary's
brothers would get in trouble.
It was divine.

Example 1.

Example 2.

Example 3. (My personal favorite. Look closely)

Mary was "tortured" like this:

But you see...Mary would
take sweet revenge.

Growing up Mary had a fro.
It was tight, homie.
Her parents told her she looked
like a little old lady.
Example 1.

Oh...and huge glasses.
Example 2.

Example 3.

Mary may have had baby fat.

But then she turned into a rat.

Mary was a ballerina.

Mary was the only girl child.

I love mommy, she loves me. We love daddy yes siree. They love us and so you see.
We are a happy family!

P.S. Matching shirts at Disneyland were all the rage.

The Lepers

I have two more tidbits. They both are...somewhat related? First, I am giving a talk in church on Sunday. Yay! I am filled with vigor, let me tell ya'... ok actually, giving a talk in church isn't that bad. I'm actually kind of excited! I'm speaking on The Lord thy God is with thee. I'm including a story about my brother, Aaron on his mission in Chile and his mission president's experience with the earthquake. It's an amazing story. But I can't spoil it, so that's all I'm saying for now!

But now I must talk about a new interest. My new goal is to go to India with Rising Star Outreach
and help with the people infected with Leprosy. The founder's name is Becky and she is so nice. I've had a meeting with her, my parents and some others before. When I heard about the Lepers my thought was, "There are still Lepers? I thought that was just in the scriptures." Well it's not. In India the Lepers are ignored because they are said to be "cursed" because of their sins. They are told that God does not love them anymore. Becky goes to India with volunteers and cares for the Lepers, provides them with jobs, water, schools etc. My dad and Becky are good friends and today my dad asked me if I would like to go to India with a friend. I would love to! We are going to look more into it. It could take time, but this is an ongoing project and people are always needed. I hope this can actually happen. I realize, seeing Leprosy may be "gross", but I think it'll be good to experience. Helping people with real problems, out of the United States. I've never been to countries with highly underdeveloped areas. This could be an amazing experience!

Dr. Suess & Photos

Well it seems time for another post.
I'm having problems figuring out what to write about.
So I have two snippets. Snippets...what a good word!

I love love love love love love love Dr. Suess stuffed animals.
I wish I could own all of them. Or...at least one.
Thats a start.
I fell in love with the Lorax and Star Belly Sneeches.
What can I say? They're my weekness.

What else is my weekness?
Photography
We've already been over this but...I've recently
been on a photo shoot downtown.
I love downtown.
It has the greatest stages for photos!
Here are a few photos:

Take a ride with us on the magic school bus

One day Mrs. Frizzles class went on an adventure around town. They encountered Hairspray, Donut cupcakes, "Rap Mix", Chasse Leaps (in a sense), Ghetto horns and bling bling on the bus, Faces of Provo, Future Husbands (Bert, Erny, Hook and the ticking crocodile), Corbin Bleu, Toy horses, Pet peeves, and so much more.

Movie Coming Soon

A Fish Named Moby

When the day is through
What's there to do?
I could write a haiku.
Now there's something new.
Or I could write a blog
About Kermit the Frog
Sitting on a log
eating a hot dog.
Or I could rhyme
which is simply sublime
But I'm running out of time
So here's my story.

One Saturday night, Shmalex and Shmary had another adventure with their lovely friend, Moby Dick. Moby Dick was pulled out of a fish tank at Walmart and that's where it all began. He was checked out at a register and stuck near a bag with a lovely tutu Miley Cyrus clothing brand thing. Then he was brought home to Shmary's house. Here he was given a proper home in a fish bowel. This was an ancient fish bowel. Two fish had already died in it. RIP Frodo and Samwise. You were good fish for the 2 weeks that you lived. Anyway, Moby loved his new home full of fresh water and rocks with letters on them. But his bowel was filled with too much water! So the excess water had to be scooped out with a measuring cup. Moby was almost sent down the disposal. After all that Moby went through, I have concluded that fish have 9 lives.
Well then Moby had a photo shoot and traveled in a car. In the mean time Shmalex, the fish whisperer, was calming him down and suppressing his fears. Moby went over many bumps and there were many close calls but he made it safely near his new home. He was stealthily rushed to the front door of someone's home and left there.This was complicated to do though because, you see, people don't like to put blinds on their HUGE windows. Try rushing stealthily past this windows, when there are people in those rooms, with a fish!
Moby was overjoyed to have a new home. A story was published about him. You may have heard of it. It's called Moby Dick.