If only we could all read minds. It would make life even more interesting. But some feel that it would be a violation to read peoples minds. Well to you disbelievers, here's a proposal. It's called mind readers with restrictions.
You can read one person's mind every hour. But you will only be able to read their mind in that hour, no one else's. This creates a fair restriction.
Think about it. You're at a restaurant. There's a group of friends. One of them looks awkward or seems to be judging you. You read their mind. Either it'll lower your self-esteem or you can shrug it off and have a laugh. But if you really want to have a laugh, when they start thinking about you, you should look at them and stare them down. Then they'll think, "Wow, can she read my mind or something?" And then you just give them a creepy smile and mouth "Yes" and then walk away.
If only, if only.
That is all.
