Friday, June 4, 2010

Prince of Perisa

I have heard mixed reviews on this movie 
but I recommend it.
Here are some reasons why: 
1. It's action packed and entertaining, yet humorous
2. Jake Gyllenhaal
3. It's better than the video game   
(I grew up watching my brothers play it)
4. Well...why not?
The end. 
P.S It Is Said Some Lives Are Linked Across Time.....
They Are Connected By An Ancient Calling.....
Destiny
(Haha, just a little cheesy)

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Sie wurden Freunde.

This summer is going to be...
how do I say this in English?
Sah-wheat?
Here we are, The 3 little pigs returning from Narnia. 
These two are da' best. Really Really. 
Let's just say the 3 little pigs are going 
to have some amazing adventures this summer. 
Big bad wolf, you better watch your back.
'Let's go "LGNO" ooo ooo'
Who knew that Miley Cyrus actually wanted her song to be titled
"LGNO", not "GNO"?
Little Girls Night Out, duh. 
Gee, what can I say?

Friday, May 28, 2010

Ladies Of La Caille

Once upon a time...
Eve and Mary went to La Caille
and had escargot 
which was surprislingly yummy, 
once you got over the whole 
"I'm eating a snail" part. 
I thought of eating mushrooms, 
cause that's what it looked like. 
Then I decided to 
flambe my dessert...
let's just say...
the rum didn't really burn out.
Cough medicine anyone?
Gross. 
But nonetheless, the food was grand
and it was oh so very enjoyable. 

Dissections

I have decided to list the things I have dissected 
just for kicks and giggles: 
Shark (I stepped on its eye)
Pig
Frog (It's name was Nedwin)
Worm
Chicken Wing (Twice)
 Cow Eye
Cow Heart
Lamb Brain
Lamb Liver
Owl Pellet 
And basically that is it. 
Yummy. 



Wednesday, May 26, 2010

"How To Spend Your Summer" Written by: Mary

Well here we are. The 2009-2010 school year has come to a close. Now how should you spend your time? Some would say lying around, watching movies, eating dried bananas. No. No no no. What a waste of time! Maybe one day of that is fine but NO MORE! Instead you should invest yourself in some of the following activities and actually make this summer of 2010 memorable. 
1. Make homemade popsicle's using frozen Sunny D. 
2. Get your feet dirty. Literally. It's quite enjoyable. 
3. Water Fights. Squirt Guns will forever be all the rage. 
4. Lemonade Stands. No you are not too old. Make it good, sell food as well, donate the money to charity, and people will flock to your stand. 
5. Sleep in but not longer than is needful. Get at least 8 hours so you can grow big and strong, not unhealthy and ugly. 
6. Camp Fires make the world go round. What's better than fire and kumbiya Nothing. Except ravioli.
7. Go on safaris and adventures and bring a camera. Trust me, your inner Pocahontas and John Smith will be unleashed.
8. Go to Lagoon. There's nothing better than the feeling of theme parks in the summer. Or you could go to Disneyland but at least, take what you can get, and go to lagoon. 
9. Go to Surf N' Slurp every day. Have a goal to try every flavor (keep in mind this will end up costing like $100 to try all the flavors- I speak from experience). 
10. Get down wit yo bad self. Just kidding, don't do that. Really.