Jimmer, Will You Marry Me?

I will get down on my hands and knees and beg like a little dog.

I will. Just kidding. I'm not a creep.

P.S. Don't forget: I'm naming my firstborn after you.

Then I'm naming Jimmer's sister Jemma. So it's kinda like Jimmer in a British accent...kinda. But it won't be creepy, cause we'll be married.

Ode to Cupcake Wars

Cupcake Wars completes me. I'm a bit obsessed and it's a bit unhealthy.

If I'm having a sucky week what keeps me motivated? CUPCAKE WARS!

When I see a dead deer what drys my lachrymal gland? Cupcake Wars! 

When all hope is lost and the world is infested with the black plague what is my immunity? Cupcake Wars! And when I want a cupcake what suffices my foaming mouth? Not Cupcake Wars. It makes me crave a cupcake for an entire week! And it makes me have a strong desire to work at The Cocoa Bean. I shouldn't be so attached. I shouldn't get into the show as much as I do. I shouldn't be on the edge of my seat when they have to make 1,000 cupcakes and an amazing cupcake display in 2 hours! But...what can I say? Some of you are addicted to Glee, Bones, Vampire Diaries, fluffy unicorns, candy, older men and vintage clothes. I am addicted to Cupcake Wars.

Eye Downt Speeck Inglich.

So apparently I was never taught proper English.

So what if I'm Hungarian? Don't judge me.

Below is a list of words that I say wrong...apparently:

Synecdoche- I say it sin-a-doe-chee

Esme (from Twilight)- Ease-muh

Carlisle (from Twilight)- Car-slee

Fiver (From Watership Down)- Ok I say this one how it should be said but everyone else says Fyver

False- Fal-tse

Hassan (From Kite Runner)- Hesh-in

Hazara (From Kite Runner)- Hez-ra

And I'm sure there's more. So let me know so I can try to make my pronunciations normal. K thanks. You rock. Don't ever change. HAGS. 

Pass It On

Yes, I am actually posting something meaningful for once.

So pass it on.

I really do have tie dye in my eye.

If any of you are feeling flamboyant and are suddenly overcome with a strange desire to touch my eye, please refrain. You see, I have an eye infection. Yummy. So you don't touch my eye, I wont touch yours. You don't bug me, I won't touch your eye. If you do bug me...please expect any eye infection coming your way :0) But you can thank ERIN HORNE for transmitting this to me and eventually to you. Thank you Erin. You've caused a school epidemic. 

Don't worry. Will Smith will survive.