Roses are red

Violets are blue.

I will post

in a week or two.

But for now I must dedicate my time to par-tea-ing on the beach.

But never fear, I shall return.

 

My Mute Presents...

Another video log.

Go HERE for video logs 1-3.

I will miss you Harry.

P.S. "Is this real? Or has this been happening inside my head?"

"Of course it is happening inside your head, but why on earth should that mean it is not real?"

P.P.S. Job 30:29-30

29. I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls.

30. My skin is black upon me, and my bones are burned with heat.

Who knew Dumbledore was in the Bible??

Vitajte doma

For you non-Slovak speakers, that means Welcome Home.

Welcome home Spencer Evans!

We've missed your face oodles.

You're such a peach.

This is a big deal because of course Spencer 

is home! But also because my brothers missions

overlapped so our fam bam is finally

reunited after 3 years!

Goody goody gumdrops.

It's great to have you home so you can kick soccer balls at my face and make my nose bleed.

May I Confess?

Here it goes.

I am obsessed with four things.

Things that I have never been obsesssed with before.

It's all because of my friends.

I give it a try because they tell me to

and then I'm hooked.

What is it I'm talking about?

Drugs.

Just Kidding.

 TV shows.

And those TV shows are:

Pushing Daisies

 

Drop Dead Diva

The Bachelorette

  Just adding this for kicks...

Ashley BETTER pick JP.

Vampire Diaries

I've only watched one episode of this so we'll see what happens.

 So if you're ever bored and you're a fan of these shows, lets have a party.

The Most Fantasmagorical Musical Entertainment In the History of Everything

You need to indulge.

Wonderful movie, horrible trailer.

Which makes it probably one of the funniest trailers ever.

So be prepared.
Make sure to watch all the way through.
It gets even better.

And remember:

It's not Chitty Chitty Bark Bark

or Chitty Chitty Boing Boing

It's Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.