So the first word Erin saw was Beautiful. The first word I saw was Whore.
Rude.
Sunday, October 16, 2011
Friday, October 7, 2011
Tuesday, October 4, 2011
I have my next 6 years planned.
But when does life go according to plan? Though if for some unkown reason everything goes as planned (and by plan I mean more of a dream...), I will have a busy fun-filled adventurous next 6 years. This is what my summers are going to consist of:
This summer: Working in Disney World
Summer 2013: EFY Councilor
Summer 2014: Humanitarian Trip/Study Abroad
Summer 2015: Mission
Summer 2017: MARRIAGE. hahahahahahahaha.
This summer: Working in Disney World
Summer 2013: EFY Councilor
Summer 2014: Humanitarian Trip/Study Abroad
Summer 2015: Mission
Summer 2017: MARRIAGE. hahahahahahahaha.
Sunday, October 2, 2011
It's Not A Party Unless Somebodys Barfing
Hello dear blogging friends. It has been too long. I would like to make up for my absence by telling you a freaking awesome story.
Ok so. Our apartment was in Apartment Wars with this other apartment of guys. So during church we snuck in their apartment and sprayed EVERYTHING with this pumpkin spray which smells good, but oodles of it is BARFY. Then we hung up an awesome unicorn poster and took their towels, shower curtain, all their pillows and their couch cushions. And they live on campus so...well...they didn't really have anything else left in their apartment. Hahahaha suckers (I mean lollipops...). Well when they got home from church they decided to play dumb act like nothing happened. Well. That night (or I should say the next morning) at 2AM we hear this POUNDING on the door and it wakes us up. Have you ever been woken up from your slumber due to pounding? It is SCARY. Tori runs in our room and tells us someone is at the door and we all didn't know what to do. So we turned off the lights and hopped back in bed, hoping whoever it was would leave. Well then Tori gets a call from her boy toy telling her to open the door. And we're like: Heck. Freaking. No. We though it was them (or their scary roommate). Then he tells Tori to look out the window, so we do and what do we see? Popcorn poppin-- just kidding. We see THE FUZZ. THE COPS. THE PO PO (well...two cop cars). So we're freaking out because we thought they called the cops on us for taking their freaking pillows. We answer the door and the cop tells us to get the boys stuff we took and bring it downstairs. So we do. Please remember. It is 2AM and we are groady in our jammies. He brings us to Tori's car where we see Erin and Tori's boy toys TAKING THE TIRES OFF HER CAR. Their plan was to take all the tires off and put her car on wooden blocks. And they were succeeding UNTIL...somebody called the cops on them thinking they were stealing Tori's car. Hahahaha. So they explained to the officers how this was just a prank and we had to clarify that we knew them and all the jazz. If we didn't, the cop decided to scare by saying we could be charged with breaking and entering and they could be charged with grand theft auto. Well let me just inform you that we didn't "break" in. They left their door UNLOCKED!! Well long story short, it was embarrassing cause we were in our pajamas with the fuzz and everyone in our complex was either looking out their window or on their balcony starring at us. Great. Good impression. But the policemen were actually SOO NICE. They said "Thanks for entertaining us for a little bit. This is actually pretty funny. One of the best pranks we've seen and we get this a lot because it's a college town." And then they just talked with us and joked around and it was hunky dory UNTIL we see our apartment manager come down...oh no. We were all freaking out when we saw her MORE then we saw the police. But she was pretty understanding! All she said was "You guys owe me cookies". And she's prego so she has every right to be anal!!
So. Something that could have ended VERY badly actually turned out ok. And now I have a story to tell my future children. I'd prefer not having anymore encounters with the police anytime soon though...especially because we weren't even more then two weeks into school when this happened. Way to start off.
Ok so. Our apartment was in Apartment Wars with this other apartment of guys. So during church we snuck in their apartment and sprayed EVERYTHING with this pumpkin spray which smells good, but oodles of it is BARFY. Then we hung up an awesome unicorn poster and took their towels, shower curtain, all their pillows and their couch cushions. And they live on campus so...well...they didn't really have anything else left in their apartment. Hahahaha suckers (I mean lollipops...). Well when they got home from church they decided to play dumb act like nothing happened. Well. That night (or I should say the next morning) at 2AM we hear this POUNDING on the door and it wakes us up. Have you ever been woken up from your slumber due to pounding? It is SCARY. Tori runs in our room and tells us someone is at the door and we all didn't know what to do. So we turned off the lights and hopped back in bed, hoping whoever it was would leave. Well then Tori gets a call from her boy toy telling her to open the door. And we're like: Heck. Freaking. No. We though it was them (or their scary roommate). Then he tells Tori to look out the window, so we do and what do we see? Popcorn poppin-- just kidding. We see THE FUZZ. THE COPS. THE PO PO (well...two cop cars). So we're freaking out because we thought they called the cops on us for taking their freaking pillows. We answer the door and the cop tells us to get the boys stuff we took and bring it downstairs. So we do. Please remember. It is 2AM and we are groady in our jammies. He brings us to Tori's car where we see Erin and Tori's boy toys TAKING THE TIRES OFF HER CAR. Their plan was to take all the tires off and put her car on wooden blocks. And they were succeeding UNTIL...somebody called the cops on them thinking they were stealing Tori's car. Hahahaha. So they explained to the officers how this was just a prank and we had to clarify that we knew them and all the jazz. If we didn't, the cop decided to scare by saying we could be charged with breaking and entering and they could be charged with grand theft auto. Well let me just inform you that we didn't "break" in. They left their door UNLOCKED!! Well long story short, it was embarrassing cause we were in our pajamas with the fuzz and everyone in our complex was either looking out their window or on their balcony starring at us. Great. Good impression. But the policemen were actually SOO NICE. They said "Thanks for entertaining us for a little bit. This is actually pretty funny. One of the best pranks we've seen and we get this a lot because it's a college town." And then they just talked with us and joked around and it was hunky dory UNTIL we see our apartment manager come down...oh no. We were all freaking out when we saw her MORE then we saw the police. But she was pretty understanding! All she said was "You guys owe me cookies". And she's prego so she has every right to be anal!!
So. Something that could have ended VERY badly actually turned out ok. And now I have a story to tell my future children. I'd prefer not having anymore encounters with the police anytime soon though...especially because we weren't even more then two weeks into school when this happened. Way to start off.
Now here are some pics of recent occurrences:
Monday, September 19, 2011
Life As A Spud
Hey ya'll. I hate that I've sucked at blogging lately. But I'll try to do better.
College is still pretty good. I've had a few stress-freak-out moments but it's still grand! Mostly I just miss my friends! Here I'm meeting tons of new people and I have all my freaking amazing roomies, but I miss my other friends! I wish somehow I could stay at BYU-I, but have my friends here with me, and maybe see my family once a week. It sucks because I can't come home UNTIL THANKSGIVING. What the freak. Yeah. Thanksgiving. The parentals are too paranoid. But I'm 18....so maybe I'll just hop on home sometime anyway, we'll see. So the social life is great (a little too great for Tori and Erin...hahahahahaha) and this school is amazing. But I feel like I missing something still. I just don't know what. Maybe it's money....I NEED A JOB. Oh well. Whatever. I'll just eat worms for every meal. And the job I was supposed to maybe get...CAN SUCK IT. Anyway, life is good. I love it here. I miss you all.
P.S. After having to take care of myself, I finally understand how annoying
it is to clean up after people. This results in a post it note in the kitchen saying
"Yeah, our mom's aren't here to clean up after us." Aka: Cleanliness is next to
Godliness. OK BYE.
College is still pretty good. I've had a few stress-freak-out moments but it's still grand! Mostly I just miss my friends! Here I'm meeting tons of new people and I have all my freaking amazing roomies, but I miss my other friends! I wish somehow I could stay at BYU-I, but have my friends here with me, and maybe see my family once a week. It sucks because I can't come home UNTIL THANKSGIVING. What the freak. Yeah. Thanksgiving. The parentals are too paranoid. But I'm 18....so maybe I'll just hop on home sometime anyway, we'll see. So the social life is great (a little too great for Tori and Erin...hahahahahaha) and this school is amazing. But I feel like I missing something still. I just don't know what. Maybe it's money....I NEED A JOB. Oh well. Whatever. I'll just eat worms for every meal. And the job I was supposed to maybe get...CAN SUCK IT. Anyway, life is good. I love it here. I miss you all.
P.S. After having to take care of myself, I finally understand how annoying
it is to clean up after people. This results in a post it note in the kitchen saying
"Yeah, our mom's aren't here to clean up after us." Aka: Cleanliness is next to
Godliness. OK BYE.
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