Ladies Of La Caille

Once upon a time...

Eve and Mary went to La Caille

and had escargot 

which was surprislingly yummy, 

once you got over the whole 

"I'm eating a snail" part. 

I thought of eating mushrooms, 

cause that's what it looked like. 

Then I decided to 

flambe my dessert...

let's just say...

the rum didn't really burn out.

Cough medicine anyone?

Gross. 

But nonetheless, the food was grand

and it was oh so very enjoyable. 

Dissections

I have decided to list the things I have dissected 

just for kicks and giggles: 

Shark (I stepped on its eye)

Pig

Frog (It's name was Nedwin)

Worm

Chicken Wing (Twice)

 Cow Eye

Cow Heart

Lamb Brain

Lamb Liver

Owl Pellet 

And basically that is it. 

Yummy. 

"How To Spend Your Summer" Written by: Mary

Well here we are. The 2009-2010 school year has come to a close. Now how should you spend your time? Some would say lying around, watching movies, eating dried bananas. No. No no no. What a waste of time! Maybe one day of that is fine but NO MORE! Instead you should invest yourself in some of the following activities and actually make this summer of 2010 memorable. 

1. Make homemade popsicle's using frozen Sunny D. 

2. Get your feet dirty. Literally. It's quite enjoyable. 
3. Water Fights. Squirt Guns will forever be all the rage. 
4. Lemonade Stands. No you are not too old. Make it good, sell food as well, donate the money to charity, and people will flock to your stand. 
5. Sleep in but not longer than is needful. Get at least 8 hours so you can grow big and strong, not unhealthy and ugly. 
6. Camp Fires make the world go round. What's better than fire and kumbiya Nothing. Except ravioli.
7. Go on safaris and adventures and bring a camera. Trust me, your inner Pocahontas and John Smith will be unleashed.
8. Go to Lagoon. There's nothing better than the feeling of theme parks in the summer. Or you could go to Disneyland but at least, take what you can get, and go to lagoon. 
9. Go to Surf N' Slurp every day. Have a goal to try every flavor (keep in mind this will end up costing like $100 to try all the flavors- I speak from experience). 
10. Get down wit yo bad self. Just kidding, don't do that. Really. 

Summer Haiku

Oh summer

how your flowers bloom

so brightly 

in the suns rays

filling my heart

with the songs

of birds chirping,

Illuminating my mind

and filling my soul

with everlasting joy.

The sun- The Boston Globe

Old Men. If only...If only.

If only my dear friend Stephanie Tidwell and I were just a few years older. 

We would marry these men. All of them. At the same time. 

Ready. Set. Go. 

Viggo Mortensen

Robert Downey Jr.

George Strait

Patrick Dempsey

Matthew McConaughey

John Wayne

 

The Rock

 

Oh and we can't forget....Donald Trump