Liars Dont Go To Heaven

Hello fellow bloggers. 

I just wanted to let you in on my new goal:

Not to lie. 

Or more like be as sarcastic.

Why?

Because sometimes it becomes too fun.

And I make up sarcastic lies for kicks.

But people ACTUALLY believe them! 

What's up with that?

For example I have convinced people that:

I drive a yellow mustang.

I have a sister named Brooklyn.

My uncle is the lead guitarist of Maroon 5.

I am on the track team.

I used to live in Hungry.

My mom is Asian.

My mom is Mexican.
My mom is Black.
My native language is not English.

Chuck Norris asks me out on dates often.

I know this girl named Sarah Dublin.

And who knows what else.