Family Parties = Pure Bliss

I love family parties, yes I do. Nothing is better then getting together with a bunch of old people that you have never seen in your life and yet somehow you are related to them.It's such a joy to have these "family members" come up to you and ask "Why are you here?" "Who are you?" Then you tell them your parents names and they say "Oh! Right. I didn't recognize you!" Gee thanks. You were at my house like 3 months ago. You remind them of that and they say, "Oh that's right. Why was I at your house again?" So sincere. Then you get to listen to all of them talk about their money, their multi-million dollar homes, and their droids. Dream come true.