Have you ever had your life flash before your eyes?

Around last week Sarah Jensen and I had a near death experience.

We were on our way to visit a friend and it was icy. Don't go to the mall when it's icy. You are bound to crash. So here we are. Going 5 miles per hour. Sarah's wheels don't have traction, we crash into the back of the car in front of us at a red light. Apparently it's a new car so the lady gets out of her car, slams her door, cusses Sarah out, slaps her in the face but Sarah is rolling on the ground because her leg is broken from the crash and I'm crying because I'm having a mental breakdown and Sarah is bleeding and her car blows up and we all die. The end. 

(This story may or may not be exaggerated but I promise some of it is true).